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The Lowdown in Slate


The Lowdown locker is your new favourite console, tv station or office storage. Standing at the same height as The Shorty, she's wider but a little less deep. 

Inside +

One adjustable shelf (in two parts), two handy hook, cable hole, wall attachment points.

Outside +

Handles, locks, custom keyrings, mustard logo, air vents.

Measurements +

Height 72cm

Width 100cm

Depth 40cm

Build it +

Our lockers are cleverly designed to arrive flat packed for you to assemble. Check out our videos to see how!

Colour +

The last image shows the colour of this locker as best as we can digitally. Colours will vary on different screens + lighting will change how the colour looks in your space. We recommend getting yourself a colour swatch so you can see the exact colour + finish in real life before purchasing.

Delivery +

The actual delivery cost will be based on your postcode and size of the order, and will be calculated at the checkout. Please see our Delivery + Returns page for more information

All the info on shipping + returns can be found here.

For shipping prices, add the products to the cart + it will be calculated at the checkout.

Customer Reviews

Based on 20 reviews
I love it!

Put it together on my own, only put one piece upside down but easily rectified- all done within an hour, great instruction . I want one in every shape and every colour!!

LOVE it!!!

So pleased! Great communication throughout, lockers arrived well packaged and were genuinely easy to put together. Such good quality, feel very sturdy. Perfect storage solution for our new office 😊


I ordered The Lowdown in Slate to use as a TV cabinet in an alcove. Absolutely love the colour! Definitely more grey in person (looks quite dark in the picture). Looks and feels great quality and really easy to put together. The perfect size for a 43inch TV - pretty much the same length. Great storage inside that can be customisable with extra shelves. I will definitely buy from Mustard again. Thanks Becca and Jess!x

Great product !!

Great quality, easy to put together and looks fantastic !

What's not to love!

Super communication from company about delivery. Arrived in sturdy robust packaging. Super easy to put together, but I'd forgo the instructions and just watch the video first. Love the slate colour, although I thought it would be darker, but it changes in different light. Very happy.